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There are a lot of apocalyptic scenarios looming out there, in various religious sects in the nooks and crannies of history. Though the scenarios are wildly different in method, you can rest assured that most will leave us all equally dead. While we can't know which one is actually going to happen, here are the ones we're rooting for, along with the heavy metal album cover each most resembles. #5.
Judgment Day
Source: Christian New Testament
What to watch for:
What comes next:
Satan walks the Earth. Then, after a period of time somewhere between seven to 1,000 years, Jesus returns with tears of love in his eyes, and gives everyone a pass to Heaven. Ha, no, we were kidding. The Good Shepherd divides the survivors into "sheep" and "goats." Guess which group spends an eternity in everlasting fire.
Can you survive it?
Luckily, according to the Bible, all this can only come when no one is expecting it. So we're safe for now, thanks to this article.
A heavy metal album cover for reference:
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I'm down for all of these. Maybe we could get an Apocalyptic Sampler and see what's what?
Plus side: Re-population
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ok so like the "a race of bony, female spider monsters from the stars." has me freeked out :)) Hope it was just a joke. But who knows maby next we'l find predator and xenomorph cave paintings or maby sculpted on sum ancient temples ;)
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soooomething in my mind says like... Zoroastrians are After-Jesus guys. Which makes quite difficult them to be the first appocalypsemadpeople
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brilliant dude. "i liked it.All that' left is the great wars between the White Man and his enemy in the deserts- Goddammit." hehe brilliant. we are going to die soon then i think. :p
She doesn't have time to be in denial. She has to start campaigning for West Virginia!
These guys owed it to the world to become badasses.
All the dangling plot threads left over from the previous six books.
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We probably would've been better off not knowing.
They probably won't get a movie any time soon.
Our monsters are kind of lame, comparatively.
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Ragnarok wins for being such a damn cool word.