She is also excited about how quickly her computer starts up now, so she doesn't have to leave it on while she does chores. Oh, Samsung. You're adorable.
Microsoft Helps You Convince Your Woman to Let You Buy an Xbox
To accompany the launch of the Xbox One and all the insanity that came along with it, Microsoft presented the "We Got Your Back" promotional gimmick -- a form letter intended for a male to give to his significant other, if he wanted her to hit him in the head with a Kinect. We start with whimsically insulting lines like, "I know, I know. You'd rather knit than watch me slay zombies, but hear me out on this."
"On the other hand, if she dumps you you'll have more time for gaming. Win-win."
Other parts of the letter mention you can "Skype with your favorite sister" and remind the recipient of how beautiful she is:
"When was the last time Sony called you pretty? That bastard takes you for granted."
When users pointed out that this was kind of sexist to assume that only males wanted the new console while their wives knitted in disdain, Microsoft replied that you could easily change the highlighted words to make the letter address a dude -- fair enough, so they wanted to insult everyone, we guess, not just women.
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