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No actor bursts onto the scene as a movie star. It just seems that way. But this is the internet, where those awful early jobs that actors are actively trying to make the world forget live on in perpetuity.

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Bill Hader used to have to suck up to bigger actors. Bill Hader spent time schlepping for the stars. He chauffeured for Karate Kid actor Martin Kove b

Peter Dinklage had a rap/rock band. Dinklage was a member of a kinda douchey college band called Whizzy in the '90s. He sang and played cornet on SONG

Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers

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Oscar Isaac was in a bad talking dog movie. i'm mot a cartoon, really can talkP Lenny the wonder DOG Oscar Isaac played Detective Fartman (pronounced

Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers

Michael Fassbender was in a bizarre music video. This 2003 music video for The Cooper Temple Clause song Blind Pilots sees Fassbender transform into

Liam Neeson punched a student in the face. PUNK KIDS HHLII SOUTHER WRITER TRENT While training to become a teacher, a year- old student pulled a knife

Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers

Evel Knievel was fired for crashing an earth mover. While working in a copper mine as a high school dropout, Knievel was fired for crashing an earth m

Dave Chappelle was a giant cookie. BAK HOP The future comedian was forced to wear a humiliating cookie costume and hand out flyers for a place called

Embarrassing Early Jobs Famous Actors Hope Nobody Remembers
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