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28 Animals With Superhero Level Abilities

By:: Cracked Plasticians

November 06, 2013

It turns out you don't have to watch the latest Marvel flick to see uncanny abilities. Our readers have compiled a list of animal abilities that would give the X-Men and run for their money, and we gave $100 to the winner ...

28 Entry by MrPuggles

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27 Entry by mand*

CRACKEDCON The ground squirrel has been known to hide their scent from their most dangerous predator, the snake, by chewing an outer layer of snakeski

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26 Entry by Ted E.

Depending on the circumstances, a human can survive without water for approximately 3 to 5 days. A camel can last as long as 15 days. However, due to

25 Entry by Bart Coulig

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24 Entry by mand*

Birds fly south for the winter? So what? Did you know that some of these things can remember up to 25, .000 miles round trip, just to find the same ro

23 Entry by ditmarscage

It's widely known that a dog's sense of smell is at least 000 times superior to that of a human's. But did you know that dogs can detect the even the

22 Entry by sirwillifer

Bald eagles mate for life and use the same nest each year. Like any married couple, they love home improvement, continually adding on to the nest. The

21 Entry by Nicolae Horga

CRACKEDC COM Crocodiles swallow large stones that stay permanently in their bellies. It's been suggested these are used for ballast in diving.

20 Entry by Bart Coulig

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19 Entry by sirwillifer

YOU ALREADY KNOW The adorably stupid- looking planarian flatworm can regrow any T body part you cut off... ...including its head. BUT DID YOU KNOW...

18 Entry by MobyTontyn

The Feral Pigeon can recognise its own reflection in a mirror, and is one of only 6 species (and the only non-mammal) that has this ability. They also

17 Entry by LadyWhiteRat

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16 Entry by sirwillifer

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15 Entry by phuhknees

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14 Entry by Ms.Zuneja

CRACKED A blue whale's heart is roughly the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, can weigh up to 1300 lbs (600 kg), its heartbeat can be heard from two miles

13 Entry by Nicolae Horga

African elephants can hear with their feet. They can produce low frequency noises which can travel for hundreds of miles through the ground. Their fee

12 Entry by Bart Coulig

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11 Entry by Ms.Zuneja

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10 Entry by Bart Coulig

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9 Entry by 3.14brett

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8 Entry by Skybandit

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7 Entry by crybastian

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6 Entry by Ms.Zuneja

This tiny insect is the water boatman. It is believed to be the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size. And it makes this loud noise using

5 Entry by Bart Coulig

KOALAS HAVE FINGEIRPRINTS THAT ARE VIIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THOSE OF HUMANS... Koala Human EVEN UNDER AN ELETRON Koalla Human MIIROSCOPE. (MA

4 Entry by finallycracked

The penis on a Goniobranchus reticulata sea slug is covered with backward-facing spines that would take competitor's sperm out of their sexual partner

3 Entry by phuhknees

THE FROG THAT PRACTICES FUNCTIONAL NECROPHILIA! Explosive breedingis common reproductive strategy among frog species, but the females often die. O

2 Entry by sirwillifer

The adolescent form of the Issus leafhopper USES uncanny hind leg speed and synchrony to jump. Its secret? REAL, WORKING GEARS IN ITS LEGS IT's the on

1 Entry by The_Real_Sawyer

THE GOLDEN TORTOISE BEETLE OR GOLD BUIG, CAN CHANGE ITS COLOR AND PATTERN VIA FLUID BENEATH A TRANSPARENT SHELL. THIS CAN BE IN RESPONSE TO A THREAT.

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