21 Important Moments in History (That Were Sex-Fests)

21 Important Moments in History (That Were Sex-Fests)

We like to think that history, for the most part, was populated by prudes who had sex through holes in their bedsheets. Sure, there was some kinky shit going on in Rome, but really it was all just stuffy people wearing uncomfortable dresses and monocles, being all philosophical and smart and shit. Right?

No, of course not. You shouldn't be so naive at this point. As you're about to find out, thanks to AuntieMeme and her filthy, filthy mind, history was loaded with more freaky boning than anything a porn director could conjure up.

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