The limelight isn't for everyone. Most of the time, people get caught up in the glitz and the glamour and the money and the drugs and then end up becoming former husks of themselves.

Other people look at all that shit, promptly turn around, and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction. We asked our readers to find those people, and gave money to the best submissions ...

Entry by chimomsie

Remember the little girl who played the title role in Alfonso Cuaron's A Little Princess (1995) and Harrison Ford's daughter in Air Force One? PAMAYAN

Entry by Kevin King

After playing Jake Ryan, every girls'crush in John Hughes' Sixteen Candles and a couple more roles, Michael Schoeffling quit acting for good to become

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CRACKEDOON USMO Jim Nabors, the actor who played Gomer Pyle, had a successful career as a singer, recording 28 albums and numerous singles. In 2013, a

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