The limelight isn't for everyone. Most of the time, people get caught up in the glitz and the glamour and the money and the drugs and then end up becoming former husks of themselves.

Other people look at all that shit, promptly turn around, and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction. We asked our readers to find those people, and gave money to the best submissions ...

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