We all hear those crazy urban legends about doctors removing spider eggs from a dude's butt or pumping $100 in quarters from a kid's stomach. We dismiss them as scary nonsense, but it turns out that some of those stories are definitely real.

With the help of black market doctor AuntieMeme, we present you to the scary, the bizarre, and the simply goofy medical stories that are 100 percent true.

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