The Orange County District Attorney will not pursue felony charges against Roiland, but the blowback of subsequent allegations has not yet subsided for the ‘Rick and Morty’ co-creator
We've been doing our patriotic duty and horking down dozens of pounds of so-called "American" cheese every week. Imagine our surprise when we found out that it wasn't even invented here!
And that's not all. We've got bad news for fans of french fries and Hawaiian pizza... and surprisingly good news for fans of bird spit.
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