Look, we'll be frank here: If you're getting your romantic advice from movies, you need to maybe reevaluate that decision (and probably some other ones also).

As you're about to see, movie advice ranges from baffling to felonious to just plain dumb. Our readers bring you the worst offender, and we gave sweet, sweet Internet dollars to the winner ...

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