Social media profiles the world over are loaded with classic quotes and words to live by. But how true are they exactly?

We asked you to take some of our favorite sayings and expose them for the bullshit that they truly are -- and then fix them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by mkad

...The world will little ote O orlong remember make elementary school students memorize what we say here but it can never forget... CRACKED

Entry by John Martin

The Bible speaks- never says anything about the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions.

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