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Famous Quotes And Sayings, Corrected

By:: Cracked Plasticians

June 18, 2014

Social media profiles the world over are loaded with classic quotes and words to live by. But how true are they exactly?

We asked you to take some of our favorite sayings and expose them for the bullshit that they truly are -- and then fix them. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

23 Entry by Gino Reyes

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22 Entry by Gino Reyes

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21 Entry by gingerninja90

not Life is box of chocolates, a Forrest... e.open the lid and read the damn flavour list. MsTay MM

20 Entry by SarahMarshall

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19 Entry by John Martin

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18 Entry by mkad

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17 Entry by krakenkraked

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16 Entry by mkad

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15 Entry by Marconi Rebus

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14 Entry by Guy Paterson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood Of patriots and tyrants... Of course, this is an off-hand, rhetorical comment

13 Entry by Scott Laffey

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12 Entry by John Martin

The Bible speaks- never says anything about the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions.

11 Entry by Michael Voll

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10 Entry by 7thdukeofuke

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9 Entry by DoctorNemesis

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8 Entry by Scribsnow

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7 Entry by AAEngelman

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6 Entry by Marconi Rebus

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4 Entry by phillippbo

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2 Entry by 7thdukeofuke

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1 Entry by SarahMarshall

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