15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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We get it, Hollywood likes to take liberties with certain aspects of everyday life to make films and television more entertaining. Unfortunately, though, some of those fictions have managed to escape into reality, so much so we accept it as fact.

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What do the following mainstay occupations of TV dramas all have in common. that they barely ever cover in the shows? POLICE DOCTORS LAWYERS TONS AND

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