We may think we have all the answers, but there are still so many mysteries floating around that we haven't even scratched the surface about the things we've come to accept.

That's why we asked our readers to conjure about books that would just answer so, so much. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Michael Voll

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Entry by Tim Babb

From the #1 Bestselling Author GOD MY FAVORITE RELIGION Wow...did Nor see that coming -Richard Dawkins GRACKEDOON

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