The Transformers movies is when it dawned on us that Hollywood really was out to destroy our childhood. That gleeful feeling we experienced when the first movie was announced has all but turned into a cold, pointy kidney stone that we can't get rid of.

That's why we asked you to bring some joy back into our lives by making a small change that could save the franchise, and ourselves. The winners are below, but first the runners-up ...

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