If Every Video Game Character Could Talk

It turns out life is very depressing in a video game.
If Every Video Game Character Could Talk

We understand developers can't give voice to every character a video game has to offer. Fortunately, the power of image manipulation allowed our readers to fill in the blanks that either time or money wouldn't allow. Winner got $100 ...

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If Every Video Game Character Could Talk
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If Every Video Game Character Could Talk
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If Every Video Game Character Could Talk
If Every Video Game Character Could Talk

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