If Corporate Mascots Were More Accurate

Mascots help corporations seem less evil. That usually takes some dishonesty.
If Corporate Mascots Were More Accurate

Companies make use of mascots to represent what they're all about. But often times what corporate fat cats think their product is differs greatly from user experience. We asked you to show us what corporate mascots should really look like and gave the winner $100 ...

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