It's strange that we never see warning labels in fictional universes, where death tends to be lurking around every corner. We asked our readers to show us the warning labels that movie characters must have ignored to get themselves into the trouble that makes movie plots happen. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by drudru

NOTICE IF YOUR GROCERY PURCHASE CAN FIT INTO A SINGLE BAG. A BAGUETTE MUIST BE INCLUDED. IF YOU DO NOT INCLUDE A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PURCHASE, OUR CASHIE

Entry by Tim Babb

A WARNING SHOWN THAT USING STUDIES HAVE BATHS GREATLY SHOWERS AND OF DEATH THE LIKELIHOOD INCREASES SERIAL KILLER, MANIAC, BY HOMICIDAL IT IS CREATURE

Entry by junkpunch

WHEN WARNING: PLACED CAR ON CHASE iu DASHBOARD IMMINENT CRACKED COM

Entry by GallopGhost

CRACKEDOON DANGER

Entry by j21

CAUTION ENSURE NO PEDESTRIANS ARE PRESENT WHEN TRANSPORTING ACROSS THE STREET IN TANDEM. Storoge MANUFACTURER NOT LIABLE FOR Hase CASUALTIES OF ENSUIN

Entry by DixonUranus

CRAGKEDCON IN CASE OF EMERGENCY Call 911 AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME ONE MINUTE AFTER VILLAIN'S DEATH

Entry by j21

QUIET A TOO QUIET

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