Not every movie can have a title as clear and honest as Transformers ("It's a movie about Transformers, asshole!") -- especially artsy movies that have sometimes grossly misleading titles like There Will be Blood or at least vague ones (The Master). Wouldn't things be so much easier if the titles just told us exactly what we were getting?

We asked you to photoshop some better titles for award-winning films, and this is what we got:

Entry by j21

GRAGKEDOON Philip Seymour Hofiman funny voice = awards ONTE AETIS. SONY FCASS CAROCS AUNECTIRESCOPERT 6 MEDA P OOEVAN CIPOTE CICEEREE1B TNC0NS R 3015

Entry by Nightfly

Attractive Caucasian girl who isn't racist. GUiLT white I feel so much better about being white! Let's give this film a shit-ton of awards! Roger Eb

Entry by SKBOriginals

GRACKED FORCING THE HANDICAPPED TO COMMIT A FELONY

Entry by AM Smiley

THE ADVENTURES OF A BOY AND HIS GREENSCREEN BONECAPNHANST OMOFRIFAVNGLIT LIFE OF CG IN 3D 1B0CS FANBAV BRUBEPELL AUPROETNO OAN EOEPAL E TEFRK ARE COMI

Entry by johnli27

JEAN BERENCE DUJARDN BEO Huck Dialague (Color too) CRACKEDcOM

Entry by HaywireLiar

LORD THE OH, SORRY OF- I'M WERE YOU MIDDLE IN THE SOMETHING? OF THE TALKING TREEs HAD SOMETHING TO SAY CRACKED.COM HE JOURNEY CONTINUES

Entry by dw1039

CRACKEDCON PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON EIR FILN A DECADE OF LAWSUITS IF WE MENTION SCIENTOLOGY IONOCIN PIEEE SEVMORRR AMY PHOENIX HOFFMAN ADAMS REELE CVPARY

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