If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles

Not every movie can have a title as clear and honest as Transformers ("It's a movie about Transformers, asshole!") -- especially artsy movies that have sometimes grossly misleading titles like There Will be Blood or at least vague ones (The Master). Wouldn't things be so much easier if the titles just told us exactly what we were getting?

We asked you to photoshop some better titles for award-winning films, and this is what we got:

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If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles
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If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles
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If Award Winning Movies Had Honest Titles
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