They say that talking to kids requires you to speak their language. And while that type of reasoning has resulted in travesties such as educational rap, sarcasm is one language we're sure every teacher wishes they were allowed to use. We asked you to show us what that might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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If Schools Were Allowed to Use Sarcasm

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If Schools Were Allowed to Use Sarcasm

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