In the past couple of years, we've seen Hollywood go all-in on a dark update of Snow White, and two movies about apocalyptic alien attacks based on the children's toys Battleship and Transformers. We asked you to show us what it will look like when they inevitably move on to the innocent books we were raised on. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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