You do have to feel a little bit sorry for movie poster designers, who have to try to make even the most worthless of turds seem like something a person should spend money on. What if one day they just snapped, and made the posters say what we're all thinking? We asked you to show us what those posters would look like, and offered $50 to the winner. But before we show you that, let's have a look at the runners-up:

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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