What if the terrible art that people put on their skin was more self aware than the people who asked for it to be put there? We asked you to show us what some of the resulting conversations might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Memorylag

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by matteoms

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Entry by HaywireLiar

If Tattoos Could Talk

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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