The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard

A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing

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26 Great Movies from the Villain's Point of View

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Everyone's the hero of their own narrative, walking around with the theme from Rocky ringing in their heads. It doesn't matter if their day involves holding a toddler hostage. We asked you to show us what some great movies looked like inside the bad guy's head.

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Entry by Sulaco

REAL ARCHAEOLOGY...NOT THAT COWBOY SHIT BAEN3 SAVZOK of the LOST ARK AMSEL thes HRESON EORO KAREN ALEN PLE FREEMIN ROLDLEY THN FHYSOIES DEMILM ELLOTT

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AARON JOHNSON SUNDANCE HILARY SWANK MORGAN FREEMAN FROMKINDLING TO THE RING CLINT EASTWOOD FIFTY DOLLar STOOL WARNER BBOS PICTRES MAAS SFIETY DD STOOC

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