We know it seems like time no longer has any meaning, but at some point it'll be Halloween 2020. And that means a buttload of "edgy" costumes based on the painfully fraught year we've had. Getting blindsided by more bullshit is the last thing anyone needs right now, so we asked Photoshop savant Sonny Time to look into the future and show us the costumes we'll be seeing, in the immediate and distant future.

Here's what he came up with.

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