What Your Brain Hears Vs. The Reality Of What Was Said

Could you repeat that? My brain was shouting over you.
What Your Brain Hears Vs. The Reality Of What Was Said

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This may come as a shock, but sometimes what you hear isn't actually what people say. It's not that we're hard of hearing -- it's that our weird brains ascribe fifty layers of meaning to relatively simple phrases and situations.

Honestly, it's a wonder anyone is able to communicate anything at all. Not when our brains are like ...

CRACKED COM What they said Can you give POPLK me a hand with this? I hope you didn't have any plans for the next hour. What I heard
When someone says: I'm not mad at you! I will, however, treat you that way. Is what I hear. CRACKED
CRACKEDC CON WHAT WAS SAID: Yeah, maybe I'll come to your show. WHAT HEARD: I'll come to your show RIGHT AFTER I GOUGE MY EYES OUT!!!
CRAGKEDOOM WHAT WAS SAID WHAT I HEARD I I guess wish I'll take you would the take the dog out. dog out.
GRAGKEDOON GOM What was said: You look great! What 0 heard: You look different (in a bad way).
WHAT'S ACTUALLY SAID: THIS IS GoOD. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: THIS IS FINE. I MEAN IT'S NOT GREAT, BUT I'LL CHOKE IT DOWN SOMEHOW. MAYBE YOU SHOUILD JUST G
CRACKEDOON WHAT WAS SAID What time is it? XI WHAT I HEARD need to get the hell out of here.
CRACKEDOON What Was Actually Said Where do you want to eat? How I Heard It You pick where we eat SO it isn't my fault if it sucks.
What was said: You finished that already? What heard: Did you eat that in one bite FATTY?
WHAT IS ACTUALLY SAID: I was just kidding. WHAT MY BRAIN HEARS: I meant every word, but I see you're overly sensitive. Call me when you get some persp
When my GUESS daughter WHAT, MOM!? said: I'M I could have PREGNANT, sworn I heard: MOM! CRACKED.OON
What was said: Have you heard of this book? It's a definite must read. What F heard: Marvel at my literary prowess! I bet the title is totally alien t
While my parents said: We'll see. What 0 heard waso NEVER! CRACKEDcO COM
The text I get: We need to hang out again real soon! CRACKEDOON What I see: Let's make plans and cancel last-minute!
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