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Here Are 40 Covers For Classic Books (IF They Were Honest)

By:: Cracked Plasticians

January 18, 2019

Here Are 40 Covers For Classic Books (IF They Were Honest)

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There's a well-known rule about not judging books by their covers, but that's nuts. The entire point of a book cover is to show you what's inside. The fact that the book covers don't actually prepare a person for what's inside doesn't mean we should stop using them as a source of information. It just means the cover designers should be doing a better job.

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