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Our culture has become completely selfie-obsessed, which you would think would make us all hyper-aware of how we look to the rest of the world. Unfortunately, it hasn't. There's still an absurd disconnect between the way we think we look and sound, and the way we actually come across.

So as a public service, we asked readers to create guides to help people see the actual impression they're making.

Entry by Oona Vessman

WHEN I SHOW A FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO TO MY FRIEND How I think I look: What I really look like: It's been over 10 seconds The King WHY ARE YOU NOT of Come

Entry by Erin Willis

CRACKEDOON SERIOUS MOM TALK I think she gets what I'm saying. When she is really thinking NGISH DUMATICS EMISTRY about ISTORY a TERATURE OGRAPHY milli

Entry by Scott Laffey

I leave the optometrist with SWEET new glasses thinking I look like this ... When in actuality, get home and it's a lot more like THIS. CRACKED.COM

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