17 Examples Of Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps

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17 Examples Of Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps

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It's that time of year, when everyone sits down to binge some serious horror movies, because apparently we've forgotten how idiotically horror movie characters behave. We're here to remind you what utter dummies the characters in scary movies actually are, by distilling their thought processes into handy three-step diagrams.

1. HALLOWEEN WEAR A COSTUME OVER A COSTUME! 2. JODIT MYERS SPEND HOURS CREATINGTABLEAUX! 3. ALWAYS REMEMBER TO SHAVE! CRACKED.COM
Ftr OFF LOMBIES. GET BITTEN. TELL PEORLE YOU'RE FNE. CRACKED COM
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1. Hey look! It's that psycho from earlier. 2. He's throwing bodies down that pipe! 3. *sigh Do you wanna go down there or should I? CRACKED COM
1. Experiment is an epic failure. 2. Try again. Even bigger failure. 3. Keep trying, expecting different result.
RUN. TRIP. DIE. CRACKEDOON
1. PUT YOUR SOUL INSIDE A DOLL! 2. FIND AVULNERABLE NEW HOST BODY! 3. FART AROUND AND NEVER ACTUALLY PERFORMTHE RITUAL!
1. Notice that some guys on a boat are trying to kill you. 2. Put something they hit you with in your mouth. 3. Continue to approach them. (Jaws)
1. Meet possessed girl. 2. Attempt exorcism. 3. IF it fails, literally beat the devil out of her.
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1. FIND AN OMINOUS-LOOKING BOOK BOUND IN FLESH AND RAPPED IN BARBED-WIRE DNT SAYIT Pov WRITE 2. DISCOVER THE BOOK IS FILLED WITH DIRE WARNINGS NOT TO
CRACKEDCO THE 1. VVITCH Be terrified of a literal witch in the woods. 2. Swear that you are not the witch in the woods. 3. Become one of the witches (
-CRACKEDCOM 1. ACCCEPT A PRETEEN PATIENT. 2. CONSTANTLY TELL EVERYONE HE'S PURE EVILAY 3. SPEND THE NIGHT HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE.
l. CRACKEIDCON Borrow the tape of that creepy girl from your niece. She won't mind.) 2. Get So wrapped up in your investigative journalism that you...
CRACKED CO COM FIGHT. FINISH HIM. Or not. Drop his blade and walk away.
Select target Put target through a series of tests that lead to the big reveal. Hope your murder machines don't kill him too early
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