12 Inane and Petty Things Done to Appease Rich Assholes
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3 Jay Pharoah's Dream 'Saturday Night Live' Weekend Update Host Is Anthony Jeselnik
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Adam Carolla Is No Longer Bothering to Write Jokes
Did you hear the one about the comic who just chugged a beer and winged it?
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John Leguizamo Wants To Play Gwyneth Paltrow In Her Inevitable Ski Trial Series
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Julie Bowen’s Competition For Her Part In 'Happy Gilmore' Tried a Full Sharon Stone Reveal
Good thing Bowen followed her basic instincts.
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It's that time of year, when everyone sits down to binge some serious horror movies, because apparently we've forgotten how idiotically horror movie characters behave. We're here to remind you what utter dummies the characters in scary movies actually are, by distilling their thought processes into handy three-step diagrams.
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