What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work

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Got a new job? Got an existing job, but getting a lot of weird looks from coworkers? Cracked is here for you. We asked our readers to put together three-step guides for survival in the modern workplace.

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DO GRAB A BITE WITH THE GANG AFTER WORK. DON'T DISCUSS POLITICS. NEVER COMPARE STRENGTHS.
DO Let your quiet coworker have a peaceful moment when they get to work. Don't: Bombard them with too many questions or details. NEVER: scream GOOOOO
What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
CRACKED.COM DO offer to help customers when they get upset, but DON'T let them abuse you... and NEVER argue back. Call your supervisor instead.
DO MICROWAVE/ A BURRITO! DON'T MICROWAVE POPCORN! NEVER MIGROWAVE ANY FISH!
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To: boss DO be polite Cc: in your emails Subject: Workload Thank you for letting me know, I can meet this deadline. To: boss DON'T be Cc: passive aggr
What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
OFFICE PARTIES DO: Keep it professional. DON'T: Drink too much. NeveR: Have sex on the copier.
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