What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work
All the do’s, don’ts, and ‘seriously, dude, don’ts’ you could ever need.
![What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/0/2/1/672021.jpg?v=2)
Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.
Got a new job? Got an existing job, but getting a lot of weird looks from coworkers? Cracked is here for you. We asked our readers to put together three-step guides for survival in the modern workplace.
![CRACKED.COM Do Be friendly Don't Be handsy Ooce Never Be creepy](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/3/671753.jpg?v=2)
![DO GET COFFEE WITH THE BOSS! DON'T INTERROGATE THEM FOR COMPANY SECRETS! NEVER AH BLAH BLAH BLAH BL LAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BU BLAH BILAH BLAH'BL BLAH BLAH](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/3/671763.jpg?v=2)
![DO GRAB A BITE WITH THE GANG AFTER WORK. DON'T DISCUSS POLITICS. NEVER COMPARE STRENGTHS.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/8/671738.jpg?v=2)
![DO Let your quiet coworker have a peaceful moment when they get to work. Don't: Bombard them with too many questions or details. NEVER: scream GOOOOO](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/8/671758.jpg?v=2)
![What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/6/671746.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED.COM DO offer to help customers when they get upset, but DON'T let them abuse you... and NEVER argue back. Call your supervisor instead.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/1/671741.jpg?v=2)
![DO MICROWAVE/ A BURRITO! DON'T MICROWAVE POPCORN! NEVER MIGROWAVE ANY FISH!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/4/0/671740.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDCON I after and work out at slips throw to TA deposit hate bit I Replying our I make print SO throw We important the paper *then* off of the an](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/6/2/671762.jpg?v=2)
![To: boss DO be polite Cc: in your emails Subject: Workload Thank you for letting me know, I can meet this deadline. To: boss DON'T be Cc: passive aggr](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/5/671735.jpg?v=2)
![What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/2/671752.gif?v=2)
![What To Do, What Not To Do, And What NEVER To Do At Work](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/1/671751.jpg?v=2)
![OFFICE PARTIES DO: Keep it professional. DON'T: Drink too much. NeveR: Have sex on the copier.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/3/2/671732.jpg?v=2)