It's as the old adage goes -- it's not what you know, it's who you know. And in the following cases, the "who" in these scenarios were a bunch of folks who thought these individuals were more talented than they really are.

Entry by PollyDarton

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Entry by Kevin King

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Entry by masta_X

Try to be taken seriously and end UP as aood In Theaters Avayst BLand Leading mano Trying harder isn't working, SO... 2 Use acting weaknesses as stren

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