Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKEDC An insurance investigator. Has accident that causes memory loss. Remembers to tell people he can't remember.

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1. CRACKED.COM Keeps trying hard and failing. 2. Takes performance- enhancing drugs. 3. Becomes a respected American icon.

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Entry by femshep87

Meet a hot girl. Find out she has serious brain damage and can't form new memories. Marry and impregnate her, dooming her to a life of daily panic and

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Entry by Sonny Time

G Saved the world twice Awarded a presidential medal Can't get a job on his own

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Entry by femshep87

Tell your kids how many times you boned Dee their Aunt Robin. Marry another woman who becomes their mother and then dies. End up with Robin anway. CRA

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Entry by Kevin King

BAD MOTHERF* KER LUCKY MOTHERF KER RIGHTEOUS MOTHERF KER

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Entry by deathpod

Walter. Heisenburg. Gordon Freeman.

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Entry by CasenW

Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice

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Entry by Michael Riel

Dates High School Girl kills Seven People Gets Dream Girl CRACKEDCON

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED COM 1. Sucks at Rock and Roll 2. Goes back in time HANTME R 3. Invents Rock and Roll

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IRON MAN MERCHANT OF DEATH 2ALMOST MURDERED 3: AGENT OF DEATH, (BUT STILL THE HERO SOMEHOW)

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Entry by Alejandra Dlp

CRACKED COM KID SUFFERS HODOR DIES SEIZURE

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Entry by Sonny Time

Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKEDCO COM Gets in way over her head. Gets some serious guns happening. Gets leukemia. SARAH CONNOR 1959-1997 NO TATE BUT WHAT WE MALE * (and later

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Entry by Manx MacReady

BAT SHIT CRAZY

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Batman, as depicted in THE DA'RK KNIGHT TRILOGY Quits ninja training, because they kill people. Kills Ra's Al Ghul by not saving him. Refuses to no

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Entry by PollyDarton

1. Wakes from 4 year coma 2. Wiggles| big toe 3.Unstoppable assassin

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Entry by femshep87

CRACKED COM Get stranded on island. an Escape and become a superhero. Imprison bad guys island. on the

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Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED.COM. Experiment Mutates Turtles Trained to be Ninjas Wears masks to Hide ldentities

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Entry by ManInHat

AWNSOWWOVWWVMOCOOC L GET EXILED WHILE SWEATY. 2 OWIWAWWWWWWWWIAWNAAIMOD 3 PROPHET.

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Entry by deathpod

Bescued Borg drone. Zero social skills and lots of catsuits. In love with this guy all of a sudden.

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18JUST AN EX-CON ANTMAN MARVE TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET HIS KID BACK 2:UNDER-THE-RADAR SUPERHEROICS A 3:JOIN FORCES WITH WAR CRIMINALS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by masta_X

A struggling robotics engineer..d CANT SEEM TO FIX ANYTHING RIGHT. Encounters a damaged Optimus Prime and he.oo 2 SUDDENLY KNOWS How TO FREPAIR AN FAD

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Entry by Ashebox

l. BORE7 TO TEARS WITH HIS LIFE. DGED GREATES ALTER-EGO AN7 BEATS HIMSELF UP. 3. SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FACE AN7 BLOWS UP HALF THE CITY. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by gicusudoru

1. VIOLENCE IS NEVER A SOLUTION 2. VIOLENCE IS SOMETIMES A SOLUTION 3. VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE SOLUTION

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