Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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There's advertising for everything these days. From sugary drinks that are murdering us to the latest innovation in pooping, you can be guaranteed that there's at least a dozen different ads for them spanning the digital spectrum.

Well, almost everything has an ad these days. The stuff that matters -- like being courteous to your fellow humans -- seems to be unfortunately ad-less. That's why we fixed that glaring omission.

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