15 Work/Career Tips We Learned On The Job

Where were these lessons in school?
15 Work/Career Tips We Learned On The Job

School's great for a lot of things -- making you read Crime And Punishment every other year, teaching you history you're going to find out is all wrong in the future, long division. You know, stuff that matters or whatever.

School, however, is not great at giving you practical advice -- like how to do taxes or survive the workplace. Thankfully, we can help you with at least one of those things. (We're still working on our CPA certification.)

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