We all have really crummy friends, and we're going to detail a whole bunch of different types right now. And just a heads up, if you get to a description that offends you, that's probably because you fit the bill.

So, you know, sorry in advance for hurting your feelings.

Entry by Sonny Time

THIS PERSON ONLY CALLS TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING, WHEN THEY NEED TO BORROW MONEY CRACKED.COM

Entry by Winslow Gee

IS NEVER THE DESIGNATED DRIVER CRACKED

Entry by Sonny Time

CRACKED cC COM GIVES TITTY GETS MAD TWISTERS WHEN YOU PUNCH BACK

Entry by kiwijesus

HEY BUDDYI I KNOW WE NEVER TALK BUT. JOIN 00O MY GROUP! lRe simply comfortable jamberry NUTSNTIE SCENTSY stella & dot hopUcr EST.2004 BECAUSE I WANT Y

Entry by Sonny Time

ONLY WANTS TO HANG OUT WHEN THEY NEED A RIDE NEVER TAXI FOR PAYS GAS CRACKED COMT

Entry by BillupsRobot

If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend

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