If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend

When you find the one you don't agree with, that's probably because you fit the bill.
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend

We all have really crummy friends, and we're going to detail a whole bunch of different types right now. And just a heads up, if you get to a description that offends you, that's probably because you fit the bill.

So, you know, sorry in advance for hurting your feelings.

WMEN THEY HEAR A DEEPLY PERSONAL SECRET OR EXPERIENCE, I'M NOT DISAGREEING, BUT WHAT IF... THEIR FIRST INSTAINCT IS TO PLAY DEVAIL'S ADVOCATE
Asks you what you want to watch, X X then rejects all of your choices,
THIS PERSON ONLY CALLS TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING, WHEN THEY NEED TO BORROW MONEY CRACKED.COM
...AND YOU EARN A 17% COMMISSION Herbal Aloe Concentrate Cancentrado de Sabila Ma goee A ontve grbeny O e rvre KE.OT XCRIO3 ON ALL YOUR DOWNLINE ORDE
GRACNED.ON TEXTS YOU CALL ME DOESN'T ANSWER PHONE
IS NEVER THE DESIGNATED DRIVER CRACKED
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
KNOWS YOU FANCY SOMEONE.. TAKES IT AS AN. OPP9RTHNITY TO PACE ACAINST YO
Invites you to the party. Ditches you as SOon as you get there.
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
CRACKED.COM YOU FALL ASLEEP AT THEIR PLACE 009 13 100 Oor 100 THEY IMMEDIATELY START PRANKING YOU IN YOURDEFENSELESS STATE
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
CRACKED cC COM GIVES TITTY GETS MAD TWISTERS WHEN YOU PUNCH BACK
CRACKED COM Oh, you bought that one? Pfffffft. The other one is better.
RAOES: ADER of the Frieno's Fridge Don't be the PATSON who eats all of your friends food every month, especially if you live with your parents.
HEY BUDDYI I KNOW WE NEVER TALK BUT. JOIN 00O MY GROUP! lRe simply comfortable jamberry NUTSNTIE SCENTSY stella & dot hopUcr EST.2004 BECAUSE I WANT Y
CRACKED.COM Inconsiderately spoils movies and TV episodes before I get a chance to see them!
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend
ONLY WANTS TO HANG OUT WHEN THEY NEED A RIDE NEVER TAXI FOR PAYS GAS CRACKED COMT
We should do CRACKED COM something sometime! -Didn't show up the last three times
Update Status Add Photos/Video Create Photo Album What's on your mind? Public Post Posts vague, angsty song lyrics ooth Gets upset when YOU don't ask
If You’re This Guy, Then You’re A Bad Friend

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