15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck

'It was all a dream. (We hope.)' - Notorious B.I.G. (maybe)
15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck

When it comes to years, 2016 ranks somewhere between hot garbage and hotter garbage. And while there's nothing we can do now to change the events that have happened, we can still pretend, can't we?

So, come, reader -- pretend with us.

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15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck
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15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck
15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck
TMZ TM Follow @TMZ Ghost Hunters discover Bigfoot! Syfy Bigfoot found in suburban Chicago home. Caught passing g joint between the spirits of Einstein
Paul McCartney @PaulMcCartney. 1h On Dec. 31, the real last album by The Beatles will be released. I figured the world needs it now more than ever. Ch
15 Events That Would Redeem The 2016 Train Wreck
BREAKING NEWS SANTA FIXES GLOBAL WARMING! Happy Holidays everyone, and be good to each other. ~S.C.
BEWADE THE IDES OF DECEMBER ME In Hollywood's best kept secret since Rock Hudson, DEADPOOL 2 was shot simultaneously with DEADPOOL, and will be releas
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Back from the DEADFEST Dec 31 2016 2016 New Orieans DAVID BOWIE PRINCE LEONARD COHEN FRANK SINATRA JR GLENN FREY MAURICE WHITE PHIFE DAWG FEAT. SHAWTY
CRACKEDGOM GOOFT BREAKING NEWS MUSK: ALL OF 2016 WAS A SIMULATION CNN New planetary VR technology deemed a success

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