15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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14 Fashion Statements You Didn't Realize You're Making

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Your fashion sense says a lot about you. Some people are very aware of this, and dress to their personality. Some people are totally unaware of this and end up sending an unintended message by their choice of clothing.

So maybe think twice before busting this stuff out of the closet.

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