15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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26 Horrifying Things We'll See If Current Trends Continue

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Welcome to HOLLYWOOD 511 Days Currently without a Spiderman reboot

If you put everything on a timeline, it's easy to see what we're trending toward. And given the current innovative climate of "What a brilliant idea, how can we copy it and then bleed it dry?" taking a firm grasp over every aspect of our lives, we all know what's coming in the future.

But if this is what the future holds, we're hoping Skynet becomes sentient soon.

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