Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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If you put everything on a timeline, it's easy to see what we're trending toward. And given the current innovative climate of "What a brilliant idea, how can we copy it and then bleed it dry?" taking a firm grasp over every aspect of our lives, we all know what's coming in the future.

But if this is what the future holds, we're hoping Skynet becomes sentient soon.

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