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Thank god they don’t really exist. We couldn’t bear (their) pain
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4 12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel
There's a U.S. government department that collects dead eagles and distributes them for religious purposes.
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13 Myths Created And Spread By The Marketing Industry
"Military grade" actually kind of means "bottom of the barrel."
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Matt Selman Has Read Your Mean Tweets
‘You guys can cancel the Simpsons anytime you want: just don’t watch it’
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Five Recent Comedy Reboots You Didn’t Know Existed
Keeping track of the Hollywood nostalgia machine can be tough
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20 Video Game Characters Before They Were Famous
Cracked Plasticians
Nobody starts out as a ninja or a globe-trotting adventurer. You have to work your way up to it.
With that in mind, we asked you to photoshop the early, crappy jobs of famous video game characters, and offered $50 to the most ridiculous entry. The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:
Entry by Jeremy Kaplowitz
Entry by JonRyanAndersen
Entry by JakeYandell
Entry by ubermachomonkey
Entry by HeikeOtt
Entry by nitro216
Entry by nareau
Entry by Mad Mann
Entry by madcnut
Entry by lilithness
Entry by TorpedoVegas
Entry by Leonhart42
Entry by jon819
Entry by godofapathy
Entry by frozen_banana
Entry by DarrenJames
Entry by DarrenJames
Entry by AzISeeIt
Entry by wavedout
Entry by aduput
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Move Over Oscars, Kevin Hart Just Hosted the Walmart Associates Celebration
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5 Unspoken Deadly Risks That Come With Famous Jobs
Life making sugar isn’t so sweet. Unless you want your skin melting
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15 Plates of Trivia That Landed on Our Tables This Week
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Rejected ‘Back to the Future’ Actors Made ‘Zoolander 2’ Instead
Owen Wilson as Doc Brown would have completed the trifecta
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Five Chinese Towns That Are Strangely Familiar
Wait, what are near-exact replicas of Paris, France and Jackson, Wyoming doing in the middle of China?
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11 Revelations from the Live ‘Cheers’ Reunion with Ted Danson, George Wendt and John Ratzenberger
At this weekend’s ATX TV Festival, they talked warm non-alcoholic beer, gifting Kirstie Alley with a shotgun and Woody Harrelson’s remarkable ability to fart
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12 Ways The Real World Is Like A Cheesy Fantasy Novel
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13 Myths Created And Spread By The Marketing Industry
"Military grade" actually kind of means "bottom of the barrel."
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