10 Nonexistent Apps We'd Use Constantly

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We live in an age where if you need an app to do something for you, it's probably out there. Except, well, no not entirely. Because it turns out for all the amazingly convenient apps out there, there's still a lot of holes that need to be filled.

(We're launching Kickstarters for all of these. Thanks for billion dollar ideas, suckers.)

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