Everyone's got a story to tell. If the henchmen were telling the story, Bond films would be called something like The Day Some Guy in a Tuxedo Killed All of My Friends. We asked you to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by unkeen

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Entry by McJesse

28 Great Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters

Entry by maas

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Entry by egaeus

CRACKED COM One dog's loyalty. One exciting adventure. Sometimes the biggest hearts come in the smallest packages. Precious Just Put Me in the Fuding

Entry by wavedout

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