Sports and movie stars tend to stick around past their careers' expiration date. That partly why we love fictional characters so much. The credits roll long before they get all sad and desperate. Until now!

We asked you to show us what iconic characters would look like at that sad point where they haven't yet figured out that it's time to hang it up. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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