We've lost a lot of good people in this life. But we refuse to acknowledge that life ends when your meatsack stops breathing and starts rotting.

Oh, not for any religious reasons or what have you. We really want there to be an afterlife because it's fun to imagine that the following famous people are actually doing these things right now.

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