For all the complaining we do about unrealistic movies, nobody wants to see the hero soil himself in slow motion as he walks away from an exploding car. We asked you to show us what it might look like if movies actually tried to follow the rules that govern our everyday lives.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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