When a new product is brought home from the store, a scientific process begins. Depending on the age of the males in said household, if the product can be used to start fires, smoke pot or replace a missing tool, that potential will be discovered.

We asked you to show us what ads might look like if companies acknowledged the more creative, less authorized uses of their products. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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