The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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If Classic Movies Were Remade By Michael Bay

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Every single film is going to get a remake or gritty reboot eventually. We asked you to show us a world where Hollywood just decides to put Michael Bay in charge of every single one of them.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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