13 Non-Entertainers Who Got Animated on The Simpsons

Can’t sing. Can’t dance. CAN guest on The Simpsons.

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: June 15, 2021
Comments: 14

Olympic Hopeful Blames Burrito For Positive Performance-Enhancing Drug Test

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: June 15, 2021
Comments: 3

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14 Unlucky Ding-Dongs Who Ruined Or Lost Ultra-Rare Items

Hercules isn't mad, just... disappointed.

Authors: By Cracked Writers, Jesse
Published: June 15, 2021
Comments: 10

Mama Duck Leads Ducklings on Bagel Adventure In NYC

You've heard of Pizza Rat, but are you ready for Bagel Duck?

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: June 15, 2021
Comments: 2

Petition Demanding Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Buys and Eats the Mona Lisa Goes Viral

Priceless works of art -- the ultimate forbidden snack.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: June 15, 2021
Comments: 8

22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman

By:: Cracked Plasticians

February 07, 2016

22 Fights That'd Make A Better Movie Than Batman V Superman

Batman. Superman. Batman versus Superman. Superman fighting together with Batman. Is anyone else sick of these two yet? These two characters have racked up an impressive number of movies dedicated to themselves over the years, and now we're getting a dumpster fire of a film that features them fighting each other. Give it a break already, Hollywood.

Instead, why not focus on the thousands of other characters out there that we'd love to see more of. Shit, you can even make them fight each other, like our readers have done here today.