For everything we know about celebrities, there's still a lot we actually don't. How many times a day do they poop? What's their favorite kind of Ben and Jerry's? Which Star Wars film do they like the most? Is it Empire? Has to be Empire, right?

Oh, oops -- didn't mean to ramble. Anyway, we tasked our readers to do some shoddy investigating into the deepest, darkest secrets of some famous celebrities. Almost certainly none of these are true. But, hey, you never know, right?

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