The news is like the bus driver from Billy Madison -- it's not pretty, can't be trusted, and yet we can't help but stop to listen to it.

Which is why every week we task our readers with uncovering the truth that the media probably isn't showing us. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Kevin King

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Entry by Crystalize

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