Look, we're pretty we've got a clear M.O. on all big corporations: make a product, get consumers hooked, make all the money, buy chairs made out of endangered animal species. But is it really about all that? It just seems too simplistically dickish.

Which is why we asked our readers to use their image wizarding skills to show us what's really going on behind closed doors at these companies. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Mike Kohnke

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Entry by Daniel!

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Entry by Danzy

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by Sonny Time

EXoNMobil DNA Extraction Facility CRACKEDCON

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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