Look, we're pretty we've got a clear M.O. on all big corporations: make a product, get consumers hooked, make all the money, buy chairs made out of endangered animal species. But is it really about all that? It just seems too simplistically dickish.

Which is why we asked our readers to use their image wizarding skills to show us what's really going on behind closed doors at these companies. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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