The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame

‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 1

6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 11

Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy

The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes

Authors: By Tim Grierson
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 0

‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton

It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 4

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12 Childhood Icons Who’ve Had a Rough Time Since We Last Checked In

McGruff the Crime Dog was super into crime in real life.

Authors: By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 13

What Villains Do In Their Spare Time

By:: Cracked Plasticians

March 09, 2011

Villainy is hard work, with all the altruistic secret agents you have to kill, and all the explaining you have to do to make sure they die knowing exactly how you killed them. Fortunately, villains tend to be their own boss. And that means time off.

We asked you to show us what famous villains do to forget about work on their day off. The winner is below, but first the runners up.