Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
Oswalt offers positivity, despite grads ‘about to enter a hellscape where you will have to fight for every scrap of your humanity and dignity’
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- By Matt Solomon
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0 CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
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- By Tim Grierson
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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5 Sports Rules Designed for the Unlikeliest of Circumstances
Ah yes, it’s the Ken rule. We made that because of Ken
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- By Ryan Menezes
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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- By Ian Garner
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5 of the Most Disgusting Ways People Have Tried to Predict the Future
You’re one burned sheep’s liver away from hitting the lottery
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 of the Best Jokes from Dana Carvey and Wayne Brady on Their Shared Birthday
The two comedy legends share a birthday and the uncanny ability crack everyone up
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- By Erik Barnes
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13 Hometown Heroes With Complicated Relationships with Their Hometown
The Clash said it best… “Should I stay or should I go?”
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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These Are the Facts: It’s 15 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Animaniacs’
Including the revelation that there’s a fourth Warner sibling
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘The Bonfire of the Vanities’ Is the Tom Hanks Movie That Tom Hanks Would Like to Forget
Recently, the Oscar-winning legend admitted he hates some of his own films. He wouldn’t say which ones, but he’s never been shy about regretting starring in that 1990 debacle
- Authors
- By Tim Grierson
- Published
- Comments
- 2
‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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